by DMB403 October 28, 2005
Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.
Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.
by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010
Heidi Klum is a Mississippi mud pirate.
by Gary Galbatroz March 29, 2011