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a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

mud crotch by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

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mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

mud crotch by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008

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Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

Mud Crotch by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

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mudcrotch

when someone hasn't showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time

"Man, Jill was all about messing around last night but I had just got bad from the gym and had nasty mudcrotch"-Chris

"How was the camping trip?"-Chris
"Meh fine but after not showering for three days Stacy had some mad mudcrotch, and she kept wanting me to go down on her"-Rory

mudcrotch by ChirsM May 20, 2008

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mudcrutch

A name to call someone in which you hate deeply

Emily: you suck!

Me: kys mudcrutch

mudcrutch by bertgasm May 22, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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