mud crotch 

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

mud crotch by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

mud crotch 

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

mud crotch by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008

Mud Crotch 

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

Mud Crotch by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

mudcrotch 

when someone hasn't showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time

"Man, Jill was all about messing around last night but I had just got bad from the gym and had nasty mudcrotch"-Chris

"How was the camping trip?"-Chris
"Meh fine but after not showering for three days Stacy had some mad mudcrotch, and she kept wanting me to go down on her"-Rory

mudcrotch by ChirsM May 20, 2008

mudcrutch 

A name to call someone in which you hate deeply

Emily: you suck!

Me: kys mudcrutch

mudcrutch by bertgasm May 22, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019