mudcrotch 

when someone hasn't showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time

"Man, Jill was all about messing around last night but I had just got bad from the gym and had nasty mudcrotch"-Chris

"How was the camping trip?"-Chris
"Meh fine but after not showering for three days Stacy had some mad mudcrotch, and she kept wanting me to go down on her"-Rory

mudcrotch by ChirsM May 20, 2008

mancrotch 

A male's crotch, that includes the aura and feeling that exudes from said mancrotch that is projected onto others.

That Tom Jones has the world's number one mancrotch.

mancrotch by Crushtor December 26, 2004

mudcruncher 

Two fags and one coldcocks the other in the ass and when it bleeds he eats out the guys ass with a mouthful of blood and shit, then the other guy blows him and keeps the jizz in his mouth and then they mix it together. Then the guy who got fucked in the ass swallows the mix and then vomits the stuff eith puke onto the other guys dick and jeks him off using the vomit chunkies for extra feeling

THUMPER93Z invented the mudcruncher with his boyfriend.

mudcruncher by Taldir January 28, 2005

Pat McCrotch 

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

Pat McCrotch by radda July 7, 2008

Mudroch

An absolute Queen. Her Magical flute will sweep your feeble heart to heaven. Is extremely nice for no reason. Protector from covey, even though they're in love. Saves you from covey's wrath. Denies her love for him

Ex. I saw Mudroch, she saved me from covey

Mudroch by oboekindaboy May 23, 2023

mud crotch 

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

mud crotch by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

mud crotch 

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

mud crotch by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008