mudcrotch
when someone hasn't showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time
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Mud Crotch • mudcrutch • mudcruncher • mancrotch • Mudroch • Pat McCrotch • Mud Brothers • Mud Roach • mud brother day • mudcat charlie
mudcruncher
Two fags and one coldcocks the other in the ass and when it bleeds he eats out the guys ass with a mouthful of blood and shit, then the other guy blows him and keeps the jizz in his mouth and then they mix it together. Then the guy who got fucked in the ass swallows the mix and then vomits the stuff eith puke onto the other guys dick and jeks him off using the vomit chunkies for extra feeling
mudcruncher by Taldir January 28, 2005
Pat McCrotch
*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?
Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please
Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?
Pranker: Pat McCrotch
*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?
Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please
Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?
Pranker: Pat McCrotch
*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*
Pat McCrotch by radda July 7, 2008
Mudroch
An absolute Queen. Her Magical flute will sweep your feeble heart to heaven. Is extremely nice for no reason. Protector from covey, even though they're in love. Saves you from covey's wrath. Denies her love for him
Mudroch by oboekindaboy May 23, 2023
mud crotch
mud crotch by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009
mud crotch
I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".
mud crotch by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008
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