Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus

Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

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The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.

I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.

by Greg Mow-Chow February 3, 2007

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Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

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Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

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