mtphhh 

What you want to say when you can't say something

Mom: YOU GOT A F ON THE TEST YOUR GROUNDED!! Me:mtphhh

mtphhh by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA March 5, 2024

mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh 

The sound made during a good, deep blowjob. It's the sound of sucking, choking, or gagging from having a big cock deep in the mouth. When the balls reach the lips, then you will here mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh. This is onomateopoeia like a "meow" to a cat, or "oink" to a pig, or "slurp" to, well, a slut.

Amy: mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh
MJ: Oh, yes! That feels great.

MJ: Hey, John, I saw your girlfriend last night.
John: Yeah? Where?
MJ: On her knees giving me the old mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008

mtchhh 

the sound made when sucking your teeth in annoyance

mcdonald’s worker: our icecream machine don’t work we don’t have any fries sprite machine tastes like water and we don’t take cash or credit only debit

me: mtchhh damn wtf do y’all got

mtchhh by niy <3 January 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008