mtphhh

What you want to say when you can't say something

Mom: YOU GOT A F ON THE TEST YOUR GROUNDED!! Me:mtphhh

by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA March 5, 2024

mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

The sound made during a good, deep blowjob. It's the sound of sucking, choking, or gagging from having a big cock deep in the mouth. When the balls reach the lips, then you will here mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh. This is onomateopoeia like a "meow" to a cat, or "oink" to a pig, or "slurp" to, well, a slut.

Amy: mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh
MJ: Oh, yes! That feels great.

MJ: Hey, John, I saw your girlfriend last night.
John: Yeah? Where?
MJ: On her knees giving me the old mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008

mtchhh

the sound made when sucking your teeth in annoyance

mcdonald’s worker: our icecream machine don’t work we don’t have any fries sprite machine tastes like water and we don’t take cash or credit only debit

me: mtchhh damn wtf do y’all got

by niy <3 January 30, 2021