MTG stands for "more technically gifted" a phrase created by Mario the Great in a land far far away, this phrase is the embodiment of greatness. It is to be used with caution as with great power comes great responsibility. This phrase will put you ahead in the rat race. It will enable you to escape the matrix. This phrase was revealed in a revelation to Mario the Great. As he slept in his bed of gold the phrase came to him in his dreams. He knew at that moment that this phrase would change the world. Be patient my disciples and you will see that MTG will build up from the ashes and create a new world in greatness..
by Marquess Blackley May 4, 2023
Person: I'm playing Train Simulator 2018
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
by gayass69 February 13, 2018
The sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy play of Magic the Gathering; can start with but not limited to symptoms of fatigue, belly aches (from large amounts of geek food, paper-cuts, and in small cases waking up in a bed filled with Poison Counters or otherwise useless token/land cards
by CookedNoodles July 11, 2011
A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 18, 2023
That lying politician suffers from MTG Syndrome
by macZag February 11, 2023