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ms.cohan 

My math teacher. She's fat, ugly, old, lonely, has no life. Is always whispering in your ear. She spits when she talks and she breathes on you. She can't teach for shit. Pretends she's married even though her name is MS. Cohan, pretends she has three sons and if you ask what their names were she only tells you that they wear nike hats. And Cohan is annoying as hell.
Ms.Cohan in front of a cabinet "Excuse me!"

Ms.Cohan to the class "Is that fair? I think it's fair, its fair right, I think its fair."
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Ms.Chan's pure class 

good good study day day up
No finish no lunch
"You can think of the normal force as 顶住"! 6uo
howbout we have no break but i let you guys leave early
auggie: dnlm chan:you know i understand right?
see who get highest mark
you are TOO lazy, math is not talent, practice more pls
who wants hard copy? i only have 10...
i already uploaded to teams
Now let's take a look at have a try
Oscar what are you doing, do your work
I like Ms.Chan's pure class

ms. chance 

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.
Ms. Chance is a fag.
ms. chance by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Ms. Chan 

One of the best teachers ever! is an inspiration to all. Loves science and is nice to all of her students. Yells at them to get out of her classroom. Is very funny, has an amazing smile, and loves Hello Kitty. Makes school less boring, and someone you can learn a lot from. Acts strict, but really isn't. One of the best teachers ever!
Yay! I have Ms. Chan's class now! "Welcome back to science!" "With Ms. Chan!"

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026