A teacher with a very large and shiny bald head. When slapped 3 times a genie will appear and grant three wishes, however, once you try to speak to ask for your wish the genie will interrupt you and give you a detention for no reason. If he does not interrupt you, then the wish will not be granted anyways. You will just be set extra homework.

Person 1: Did you see that supply teacher over there with the large shiny head?

Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry

Mr Parry by EbolaFish November 6, 2017

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Mr Parry

Very smexy, Intelligent and STOP CLICKING YOUR PENS IT IS ONE OF MY BUGBEARS

Student: look, its mr parry, shoving a pen into a students eyeball!
Other student: eh, its happened before

Mr Parry by Mr.parry.fan.69 November 17, 2020

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Mr. Parry

A teacher at revere high school in hell(Ohio) who is balding. His hair he claims to have been burned off in a lab experiment but he is really just old.
Attributes:
-does not know about the pee in a flask in a lab drawer
-bipolar
-an absolute simp for the principal
-OCD
-psychopath
-refers to him self as a “pear bear” in third person when he is happy
-has his feet up on the desk

-tries to be cool
-screams in The middle of lectures

-dramatic
-acts like everyone is going to die if you put a lab coat on the wrong hanger

“Look it’s Mr. Parry! He made me stay after school to fix my lab report yesterday!”

Mr. Parry by MinihatArtist October 28, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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