mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Mr Collins

Sexy sexy man with particularly good legs! Great sense of humour and lovely taste in cars!

Probably a bit fruity because he just is!!!
Urghhhh he’s so fit anyway….if you got a mr Collins keep him close!

Mr Collins is really really fit

by Dilly Willy January 11, 2023

Mr collins

Actual twat and is crap and his job he literally needs to get fired. He used to have a pet cockroach until he killed it in his sleep. He also goes round Pokémon go hunting looking like E.T.

Don’t be a mr collins he’s an actual twat

by Moistbreadisyummy November 17, 2018

Mr Collins

When your computer science teacher is sexist af and has a thing for making fun of people.

Mr Collins was being sexist again

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024