Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Analbeedmastern

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

Ewan by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024

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When your computer science teacher is sexist af and has a thing for making fun of people.

Mr Collins was being sexist again

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Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

Ewan by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

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Mr Wills (also known as Michael Wills) is someone who is registered on the sex offender list. Mr Wills has large wood and a fat gyat.

Help! Mr Wills is chasing me!

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