mowing grass

The act of having sex.

Me and Monica was mowing grass last night.

by Bedfordforrest May 21, 2020

4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole

Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!

by tinytingle December 26, 2020

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules February 28, 2009