Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

rocky mountain oysters

see cow fries

mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...

by jackieC January 26, 2004

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bear Testicles - served as an appetiser

Martha loved to impress company with her rocky mountain oysters.

by JaymeMaurice December 13, 2006

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005