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mount blade 

1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis

2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life

2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
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Mount&Blade 

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"
Mount&Blade by BaldurThor August 25, 2009

Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.
"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."
Mount&Blade Warband by BaldurThor August 27, 2009

Mount and Blade 

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar
I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.
Mount and Blade by jnels845 April 12, 2024
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