A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these people drive a 3-ton SUV while texting.

SUV driver: <texting> OMG LOL grumpy cat is SOO HILAR-
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
<sees dead motorcyclist in rear view mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!

motorcycle by Foodinator December 2, 2015

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Matjaz Mohoric

Buddy of a fake friend Alex Thomas.

Cocaine and Snus addict, so don't lend him money.
Will steal your battery and your boyfriend. Pamella tryhard

Hide your batteries and monitors because Matjaz Mohoric will be coming for you.
Do you smell snus? Quickly cover it or Matjaz Mohoric will slice it open.

Matjaz Mohoric by LegolandDater1122 November 26, 2019

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ninjas on motorcycles

1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.

2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.

1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!

2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!

ninjas on motorcycles by d_art February 7, 2007

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motorcycle enthusiast

A person who enjoys almost all motorcycles regardless of country of origin, branding, or styling.

A motorcycle enthusiast doesn't care about brand or style as much as a biker who may not want to be seen riding particular brands or styles of motorcycles.

motorcycle enthusiast by DDB Entertainment November 2, 2013

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