Mother Shit

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The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.

I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.

Mother Shit by thedpster October 13, 2012

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mother shit

a mother load of shit

he was hours on the toilet due to a mother shit

mother shit by ranga May 27, 2006

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Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

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shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

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bull mother fucking shit

The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Tony: I always clean up after myself.

Sharon: Bull mother fucking shit.

bull mother fucking shit by Aceeeeeeeee January 18, 2017

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Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval

Shit mother! That's what I'm talking about!

Shit mother by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

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shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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