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mother fudge cookies 

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.
MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

mother fudger

Man 1: Whats up mother fudger?
Man 2: nothin much bitch
mother fudger by Anthony_15 September 18, 2006

mother fudger

A way for Middle School students to get away with "cursing"
Makes them feel powerful, but trouble free.
Timmy: Ahhh Mother Fudger!
Bobby: Nice save Timmy!
mother fudger by bitchassnugget March 17, 2016

Mother Fudger

The nice version of mother fucker. Probably used by people who don't cuss, or are trying not to.
Jerry is such a mother fudger!
Mother Fudger by Dephect September 22, 2006

mother fucdger 

when you try to say mother fucker and see your parents or teachers and try to mix it with fudge but you do it late and end up with this
Teacher: you got a F Michael

Michael: MOTHER FUC*remembers he's in a class room* MOTHER FUCDGER
Teacher: what?

Mother's Special Fudgesicle 

When a mother removes her feces, freezes, and then serves it as a fudgesicle.
We were out of ice cream, so we asked for some of mother's special fudgesicles
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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