mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's

Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.

by RustyBuddha August 24, 2010

Mother's Cures For Hiccups

Any of the various lies you are told as a child that later prove to be fabrications.

"I was always told that people were basically good and I could be whatever I wanted to be but those things just turned out to be Mother's Cures For Hiccups"

by dunce976 October 15, 2008