Mormony 

Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

See christiany

She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.

Mormony by Freakin' a August 1, 2010

mormony 

Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious

Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff

mormony by Karen Macias March 29, 2008

mormon math 

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

mormon math by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

mormon deathstar by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

mormon mashing 

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

mormon mashing by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

Mormon Roll 

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

Mormon Roll by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011

Mormon Mouse Trap 

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

Mormon Mouse Trap by MormonMommy December 29, 2019