The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floorbathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!
jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown
Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.
Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.
Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!
Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.