A sexual orientation directed towards
Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to
Morbius sexually, they want to fuck
Morbius.
Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a
thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious
thing and anybody who has watched
Morbius is easily morbsexual.