morbus

Quacking so loud your eardrums literally bleed down the side of your face like sideburns. In other words, don't ever morbus unless you want to have bloody sideburns.

Person 1 - QUACK
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*

morbus by sammo tm May 31, 2014

Morbus Gerutius 

It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.

Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".

Morbus Gerutius by MorbusAnalysus August 20, 2011

Morbus Ignaz 

Ignaz disease belongs to the group of chronic degenerative cognitive impairments. Ignaz disease is a gonosomal-recessive hereditary disease that exclusively affects men. The disease usually breaks out at a young age and can persist into old age. The disease is characterized by behavioural and psychological abnormalities. The behavior of those affected is also popularly known as “mansplaining”.

“That dude mansplained me so hard!”
“It’s only partially his fault though, he has Morbus Ignaz”

Morbus Ignaz by Eugen Reuters June 3, 2024

Falsum morbus 

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature

Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!

Falsum morbus by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 3, 2019

Ben morbus 

A person who doesnt stop that gaming grind, but at the same time has a bedtime.

"That guy hasnt showered in weeks!"
"Yeah hes a ben morbus"

Ben morbus by Light cruddy May 28, 2021

Alaskan Morbus 

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”

Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”

Alaskan Morbus by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022

Morbius 

The best piece of fiction seen in over 6,000,000,000,000 years.

Yo you guys see morbius it was fire

Morbius by Variant647 April 1, 2022