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Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor
Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP
Sloppy Moppy by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.
Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.
sloppy moppy by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

Slappy Mappy 

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.
Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.
Slappy Mappy by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011