moot cute

The term "moot cute" applies when you have an attractive person in your life with whom you have no romantic or sexual relationship. You typically use this phrase as a response to someone's inquiry as to why you're not involved with that individual in an intimate and/or physical way. The reason you're not involved with this "cute" person is because it's "moot." In other words, the person has other commitments, mental issues, or is of a different sexual persuasion.

Tim: Yo, Billy! That chick Sally is SMOKIN'! Why aren't you nailin' her?
Billy: Aw, shucks man, Sally's moot cute. She's crazy, and she's about to move to New York.
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Rachel: OMG Amanda, who is that guy Tim I saw you having dinner with? He's so chiseled! Is he your latest man?
Amanda: Ha! Moot cute. Tim's gay.
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Bill: Man - who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? And why wasn't she your birthday present, if you know what I mean??
Phil: Dude, moot cute. That was my cousin. And we're not from West Virginia, if you know what I mean...

moot cute by wolverleen March 16, 2010

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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