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Moosecock 

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.
My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.
Moosecock by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

Moosecock 

what an asshole calls an asshole
A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock
Moosecock by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011

Moosecock 

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.
The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

moosecock 

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.
In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!
moosecock by FIB March 21, 2007

Moosecock 

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"
Moosecock by Nick April 23, 2003

Moosecock 

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality
"MOOSECOCK"
Moosecock by Cody5050 January 29, 2022