moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

Mooseback

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

moosepack

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.

Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.

by Jonis January 3, 2007

moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

Moosetrack

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.

Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.

by duby5150 August 22, 2011

Moosetrack Mining

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

by cacci May 5, 2010

mooseraker

When you Glebe a moose and your friend Tim almost dies.

Get the mooseraker out in front of the group on this trail. We need at least one happy ending.

by Rudolph Goldstankowitz. September 30, 2022