Moonjob
She was on the rag so I gave her a moonjob
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Moonjob
My boyfriend was feeling down, so I said that I'd give him a moon job!
Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.
Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.
Moonjob by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 7, 2018
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Moonjog
To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).
Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
Moonjog by lostpyrate September 10, 2009
moojob
Getting a blowjob while someone is milking you. milking is when someone rubs your prostate gland in your butt.
moojob by Lord Baron Count Von Darkity Dark January 13, 2003
moobjob
A homosexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of a fat guy. Using the hole between the moobs, the man on top thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen might end up on the neckbeard of the bottom.
For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.
For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.
moobjob by Bowsette_IRL February 2, 2019
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