Moonjob

Moonjob is the act of putting a plastic moon on your dick and rolling it around

My boyfriend was feeling down, so I said that I'd give him a moon job!

Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 07, 2018

sunjob

An act of putting your flaccid penis in a microwave on the highest setting

I never knew what it'd be like to get a sun job, so I tried it!

Stev said to Moonlights, "I gave myself an epic sunjob today! Felt hella trippy!"

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 09, 2018