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Mockery, To make fun of, To poke fun at, to skald a no good dirty working class ruffian and put them in there place.
Sir with these custard creams you are making a mockery of my great uncle reginalds memory.

Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.
1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.
Mookey by Master Mook September 19, 2009

Vicious Mockery 

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.
DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.
Vicious Mockery by RadSpoon July 5, 2021
Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!
mooker by ingvild=] December 15, 2009
Moogery is anything associated, furthered, practiced, believed or otherwise embodied by a moog. Anyone, including non-moogs, can participate in Moogery. By definition Moogery is any practice that is vile, rank, oafish, idiotic or middling.

Typically self-defeating, unethical and lacking class in any sense of the word Moogery is universally despised and should be eliminated by any means necessary. Moogery in any form is an affront to the civilized world.

As part of his "Moog Defense System" The Bob advocates the use of a 48" cattle prod as an effective defense against Moogery.
Several moogs were playing dice in the alleyway, I called the police to put a halt to their moogery.

I had to hit the STD clinic after sleeping with Brenda, what moogery.

I'm sick and tired of your constant moogery; you're fired.
Moogery by The Word of Bob February 20, 2014