moogloof

A god of lore. He appears before you, dressed in majestic clothing. You prostate yourself before him to show your respect and fear. All those who defy him will die.

Her: "Where did you get the idea for the name 'moogloof' from?"
Him: "From the deep recesses of our minds, he lay, waiting to emerge from the depths of the human soul."

by moogloof April 27, 2020

moogloogle

A mucous-like buildup that occurs when a cow has been mooing for an extensive amount of time. Orig. South-African (mooloogie-woogie-googie)

The heffer's moogloogle was thicker than the crust on her utter.

by Raspus P. Wallingford July 6, 2007