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Moob Job 

The act of a strange Pakistani man breaking the cervix of an ice-cold bitch.
Man, Mubariz gave Gaby one hell of a moob job.
Moob Job by El Presidente, Si Si Si! September 1, 2009
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A homosexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of a fat guy. Using the hole between the moobs, the man on top thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen might end up on the neckbeard of the bottom.

For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.
Unfortunately, being the bottom in a moobjob does not count as having your V-card punched.
moobjob by Bowsette_IRL February 2, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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