montieg 

A overly confident girl with white and or platinum hair that has aspirations to be Paris Hilton, and other "dumb blonde" idols; slang term for annoying girls on webforums.

That montieg is sure a cakeface!

Why the hell is that montieg posting in this forum?

montieg by megan pedersen December 26, 2007

pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.

MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'

pulling monties by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009

Cory Montieth 

The most amazing, hottest, greatest Glee actor in the world.
He is great.

Guy Number One: Dude, your such a Cory Montieth!

Guy Number Two: Holy crap, that's the best thing you could ever say to me.

Cory Montieth by ILOVEGLEE. February 13, 2010

montega

Another word for Heroin

Lonnie loves Montega and hanging out in shooting galleries. That's why he has AIDS now.

montega by Montega Head July 25, 2006

monties 

"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)

"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."

monties by Casey Johns July 21, 2008

Montega

Spanish slang for heroin, dope, fetty, brown

Hey white girl you want a sample of some montega

Montega by Babyredxx January 17, 2019

Montega

Spanish slang for heroin.

Eyo' papi you know where i could find some montega?

Montega by Headsmoke June 16, 2010