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monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.
by purple pellets January 26, 2022
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