monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 03, 2009

cheese monster

An individual who brings anger to many people without even trying.

Me: Do you know Jim
Cunt: Screw Jim man he' s a fucking cheese monster
Me: You're the cheese monster you silly goose.

by Saucyjim44 April 25, 2017

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 29, 2017