monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

Monkeyfuck 

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

Monkeyfuck by AntiGop February 11, 2021

MonkeyFuck 

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

MonkeyFuck by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

monkeyfuck 

(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.

I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

monkeyfuck by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014

monkeyfuck 

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

monkeyfuck by wordguy September 28, 2012

monkeyfuck 

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"

Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!

monkeyfuck by N4rF February 9, 2003

Monkeyfuck 

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

Monkeyfuck by Lickmedaddi October 22, 2020