(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.

I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

monkeyfuck by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014

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monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

monkeyfuck by wordguy September 28, 2012

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monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"

Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!

monkeyfuck by N4rF February 9, 2003

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Monkeyfuck

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

Monkeyfuck by Lickmedaddi October 22, 2020

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