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monkey tug 

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.
Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.
monkey tug by Gordon G March 12, 2008

Monkey Tug 

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
Monkey Tug by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022

tugging the monkey 

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'
tugging the monkey by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Monkeypug 

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.
I got a small monkeypug today.
Monkeypug by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011

Monkeynuggets 

a nicer substituste for a swearword
I monkeynuggets a hot chick last night
Monkeynuggets by sparky13 July 11, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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