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monkey tug 

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
monkey tug by Young James April 23, 2008
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monkey tug 

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.
Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.
monkey tug by Gordon G March 12, 2008

Monkey Tug 

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
Monkey Tug by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022

tugging the monkey 

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'
tugging the monkey by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Monkeypug 

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.
I got a small monkeypug today.
Monkeypug by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011

Monkeynuggets 

a nicer substituste for a swearword
I monkeynuggets a hot chick last night
Monkeynuggets by sparky13 July 11, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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