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monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short
Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."
monkey thumb by dynaflex July 11, 2010

monkey thump 

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump
monkey thump by The CornRoller October 8, 2008

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.
Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.
MONKEY THUMPER by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

monkey's thumbs 

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing
whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that
monkey's thumbs by Monodon July 27, 2004
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026