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monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.
Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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