monkey sprog 

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

monkey sprog by Benny! April 20, 2004

Spooge Monkey 

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003

Spooge Monkey 

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

Spooge Monkey by JB March 12, 2003

spooge monkey 

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

spooge monkey by HurleyCub March 4, 2017