monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

Print Monkey

A print monkey is guy/girl who runs and troubleshoots the large format printers, vinyl plotters, and other high price equipment in a creative setting.

Sean: This Roland Versacamm-640 can print 64 million colors, on any material, up to 64 inches wide, AND cut vinyl?!?? HOLY HELL!

Brad: Only a print monkey would get excited...

by CajunSasquatch December 27, 2011

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

by Ixra February 14, 2013

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Print money

You...

Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2025