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monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.
She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen
by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020
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monkeypenguin

somebody that is a cheeky mischievous monkey but is also a penguin that you've bonded with for life, because you're also a monkeypenguin..
You're my little monkeypenguin..

louise and Robin are such monkeypenguins!
by thelordofthepenguinmonkeys September 16, 2012
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monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina
BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis
by BiBis December 19, 2012
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monkeypenis

a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.
monkeypenis, penis monkey!
by pretzel February 2, 2005
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