Skip to main content

boots the monkey 

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me
boots the monkey by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021

Monkey Boobs 

A Girl with Monkey Looking Boobs
Hey Babe, You have monkey boobs.
Monkey Boobs by K2theb24 February 12, 2009

Monkeybooty 

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!
me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."
Monkeybooty by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkeybooms498345 

“Hey bro, do you know tiktok user monkeyboomd498345?”
“No?..”
“Fucking loser 🤣”

monkeybooms498345 is very nice and sweet :)

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026