monka ass 

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

monka ass by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018

monka ass 

like when you KNOW you've fucked up but you cant say anything so you're held in a state of mind where you're like shittttt

1: *points to your sister* i BANGED that bitch
2: dude me too
3: monka ass

monka ass by Breathing Oxygen is foR NERDS February 16, 2020

Monk ass 

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

Monk ass by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018

shitter ass monk 

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

shitter ass monk by leighparade April 2, 2010

Ass monk 

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

Ass monk by richard January 6, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020