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monka ass 

like when you KNOW you've fucked up but you cant say anything so you're held in a state of mind where you're like shittttt
1: *points to your sister* i BANGED that bitch
2: dude me too
3: monka ass

Monk ass 

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.
‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’
Monk ass by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018

shitter ass monk 

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.
Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!
shitter ass monk by leighparade April 2, 2010

Ass monk 

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)
hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses
Ass monk by richard January 6, 2005
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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