another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
by Waggers January 10, 2009
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The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
by breny January 19, 2005
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To be in a state of such utter unawareness toward social norms that one could be mistaken for a (mongoloid).
Person 1: Wow ,Charlie and Denise just farted, turned to each other, and screamed beep beep during the christening.
Person 2: Yea... They're definitely on the mong.
by MisterBisquits96 June 26, 2019
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See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.
by Bob February 5, 2003
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Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
You mong.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
by hol October 29, 2004
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Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.
Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.
by MONGFORD November 3, 2015
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