Definitions by hol

cat aids 

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

cat aids by hol February 17, 2005

mong 

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

your pissing me off mong!

mong by hol October 29, 2004

squiff

Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.

"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"

squiff by Hol September 11, 2004