money drunk

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A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”

money drunk by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020

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money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!

money drunk by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020

drunk money

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.

I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...

drunk money by dgdesign February 25, 2011

Drunk Money

1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb

1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol

Drunk Money by NonameANDNOPICTURESPLEASE May 21, 2020

Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

Drunk Monkey by G November 26, 2003

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

drunken monkey sex by istitch October 28, 2017

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026