momma k

A wonderful mother who takes in 3 boys and show them more love then there actual mother and is chill ash and will defend them against anyone at anytime is loud ash when drunk but knows the right thing to say to make you cry. Loves to get high but knows when to smoke at the right time. Is the most trustworthy women until you betray her trust then she doesn’t show her anger but keeps her distance. I love you momma.

Hey momma k! You smoking tonight?

by Lord Grieves April 4, 2020

momma k

A wonderful mother who takes in 3 boys and show them more love then there actual mother and is chill ash and will defend them against anyone at anytime is loud ash when drunk but knows the right thing to say to make you cry. Loves to get high but knows when to smoke at the right time. Is the most trustworthy women until you betray her trust then she doesn’t show her anger but keeps her distance. I love you momma.

Hey momma k? How you and your kids doing? What your plans for tonight mamma k?

by Lord Grieves April 4, 2020

Momma Kel

She's the coolest mom around.She knows what's up and she still loves you.

You know Momma Kel going cray cray when she puts on Brass Monkey 🐒!

by Kapel April 9, 2017

Momma kitty

Licking ones butt hole from front to back.
Just like a momma cat cleans her kittens.

my girlfriend pulled my pants down and gave me a momma kitty

by Red Light Rider September 24, 2011

Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 20, 2011

momma karen

A super mom. A mom that is extremely overprotective, if you mess with her kids you better watch out.

Everyone loves momma Karen, she’s so entertaining!!

by Thicckitkat December 31, 2017

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022