Mom job

When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.

She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.

by sanddiver23 June 29, 2009

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

Mom Job

The act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another participator in said intercourse.

Dude, I pulled off the best Mom Job with that chick last night. It was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.

by RockerDaddy865 September 26, 2010

momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010