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moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.
Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.
by Moist Cow February 14, 2017
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