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eritrean girl slayer people look up to him. He WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE
Don’t bring any habeshas near him!! ( Modak- Eritrean slayer)
modak by user1236758 August 26, 2021
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The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020
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The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).
Dude 1: You got some Modafinil?! I need it!
Modafinil by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2020
Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013

Modkiler empire

Modkiler Empire is the real name of Twitch located in Japan. And it was created when the 5th century came, and it was founded by the 14 members of Imperial Guards of Twitch imperium.

DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Modkiler's Empire.

Also Modkiler's Empire is located in Antarctica.

McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.

Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
I would love to live in Modkiler Empire.

Modafinil alarm clock

Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters
F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!
Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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